Sunday, August 20, 2006
New Fantasy Wrestling Show 1
| This is my fantasy wrestling check it out weekly shows here on wrestling news desk .comment about the shows in the message forum which is at the top of the site.Enjoy! New Age Wrestling :Rage Location: msg new york Commentary: Jerry Lawler/Joey Styles NAW Rage intro airs and camera pans arena and zooms in on general manager erich bischoff Bischoff: Hello you wrestling fans because you better screw up the tv guide because naw rage is all your gonna wanna watch from now on. I mean it this is new age stuff so get use to it. Before we start i wanna let you know our announce team joey styles and Jerry lawler. Now the fun part tonight i have selected 3 superstars for a triple threat world championship match tonight but you'll have to wait till later to find out who (Fans boo) oh you won't be booing me for long because right now some of the hottest women in naw will be making their way in to this ring very shortly walking round the ring in bikinis letting you know what the women wrestling in naw is all about. So let me introduce you to jacqueline.. Jerry: Wow puppies Joey: I don't see no dogs just a bunch of knockers. Jerry: Yeah ha ha.. Bischoff: Kristy hemme Jerry: This is better then a blue movie channel. Joey: But you have to pay for it and this would be free. Jerry: Well can you see my point. (After several minutes trish,torrie,miss kitty,victoria,jazz, come to ring strutting their stuff) Bischoff: Well thank you ladies you have been quite a treat. Jerry: Hey what's jazz doing she's gone under the ring,oh wait a fire extinguisher . Joey: She's spraying bischoff with foam and bischoff is white with sludge. Jerry: Jazz is laughing and walking away. Joey: Well coming up we have 0ur first match ever scott steiner going one on one with booker t and that's next. ( Backstage bischoff is seen talking to triple h saying how humiliated he has been ) (Steiner makes his way to the ring and poses in the ring then sharmell bookers wife appears at the top of the stage with a microphone. ) Sharmell: introducing my man a champion in his own name the 5 time wcw wrestling champion booker t (booker walks to the ring with sharmell.) Match 1 Booker t V Scott Steiner Both men stare each other down. steiner flexes his muscle in front of sharmell and this enrages booker t who clothes line steinerover the ropes.booker t goes out the ring shoving the time keeper of the steel chair and sharmell distracts the ref as booker sends the chair in to the back of steiner . Booker shoving steiner in to the ring a cover but steiner kicks out.Booker looks on in frustration and waits for steiner to get up as he does booker shoves him in to the ring buckles . Steiner bounces of the ring buckle and in to booker for a scoop up and slams him down to the mat and a cover but steiner manages to get his foot on the rope to break the pin.Booker picking steiner up but steiner gaining strength whacking booker and shoving him to the ropes booker bounces of and steiner throws him over his shoulders and to the matt and booker feeling the pain right there and steiner gets a pin 1,2, but booker kicks out.Steiner picking booker up and swing him to the ropes and booker bouncing off steiner for a clothesline but booker ducts turns and a flying kick to steiner. Steiner feels the pain and booker smirks as sharmell eggs him on.Steiner's back is bent so a good sign for the scissors kicks and he does that only forsteiner to move sending booker crashing to the mat and steiner rolls him over for the cover but only a two count as booker kicks out.Steiner picks up booker swinging him to the ropes and as booker bounces of steiner throws him over his shoulders but bookerlands to his feet steiner turns around and bam a kick to steiner sends him down.Booker covers the ref stops and notices steiners feet is under the ropes so booker pulls him in for the count only steiner kicks out.Booker a little frustrated and booker clotheslines steiner out the ring and as booker holds on to the ref giving sharmell time to grab a steel chair and whacks it in to the back of Steiner and he goes down to the floor .Now booker lets go of the ref as the ref turns he manages to get a glimpse of sharmell throwing that chair away and sees steiner on the floor and the ref asks for the bell booker turns round it was announced as a dq and the winner scott steiner.Booker argues with the ref and then looks at sharmell.Sharmell saying sorry baby he's in a rage and slaps her round the face with the fans in shock. Joey:Did you see that ,do you call booker a gentleman. Jerry: Particularly no but she did cost booker the match anyway booker is leaving and sharmell in tears. Joey: Well coming up Rage rules 3 wrestlers battle it out for the rage title anything goes but each opponent must be eliminated who ever is left wins the rage title and that is after this break. #Break# Jerry: Welcome back from our break Joey: It's rage rules for the rage title you must eliminate all apponents to win and it's falls counts anywhere no dq no time limits.And making his way to the ring our next opponent ken shamrock and finally with the numbchucks the martial arts steve blackman. Match 2: RaGe! Title match: Blackman v Dreamer v Shamrock. Blackman with those numbchucks swinging them about just misses shamrock and manages to swipe blackman of his feet.Tommy dreamer grabbing shamrock by the midsection and giving him a suplex butblackman on his feet getting a trash can from under the ring and throwing it in the ring and gets back in only dreamer slides along the mat knocking blackman back to the mat outside.Dreamer going outside grabbing blackmans head in to the steel steps and along comes shamrock for company setting up a table.Shamrock pushing dreamer in to the steel post as shamrock puts a bleeding head busted open blackman on the table and climbs up on the top buckle but dreamer gets himself of the floor and pushes shamrock of the top buckle and crashing on top of blackman and into the table and theres carnage everywhere.And just as dreamer is about to pin both opponents the dudley boys theme hits anmd they make their way out but they have nothing to do with this match bubba looking under the ring for another table as dreamer and d-von go at it bubba sets up a table with d-von shoving dreamer in to the path of bubba who powerbombs dreamer into the table and all 3 opponents are down as bubba and d-von walk up the ramp with smirks on their faces.We now see a movement from ken shamrock's arm goes over a down and out blackman and the ref makes the count 1,2,3, steve blackman is out .The dudleys watching from the top of the ramp as dreamer is starting to get up and shamrock makes a move towards dreamer and fist to face face off as both opponents slugging it out with blood going everywhere and shamrock slumps to the mat and dreamer covers 1,2,3,. Joey: Finally this is over and the rage title going to tommy dreamer Jerry: I don't think ken shamrock had any strength left in him he just slumped to the mat. Joey: And here comes the emt's and the clean up guys to sort this mess out. (Backstage coming in to the arena we see christian,y2j,Bret hart.) Bret: We're here guys the best there is and was in canadian wrestling is here. Y2j: Yeah in some stinking american arena. Christian: The american people very overweight .I wouldn't want to take a pic of them. Bischoff walks pass Y2j: Hey you, you busk boy go get someone important we gotta let them know the supreme wrestlers are here. Christian: Yeah go find this er bitch off guy.His name sounds awful. Bischoff: For your information it's Erich Bischoff the general manager and that's me.Bucko. Bret: Bucko wow american's are dumb.You wouldn't find bucko in a canadian dictionary.Well were here and going to the ring right now to let everyone know we're here. bye. Joey: I don't like them already and they only be here five minutes. Jerry: Well they have a point americans are overweight.Well bret,christian,y2j are coming out towards the ring and they have mics and wearing red and white canadian jackets. y2J: Phew what a stink a swetty arena.To much layers of fat that's what it is. (Fans boo) Bret: We have come here to show you what wrestling is and to show that there are better looking slim people outside of fat america. Christian:Our name is bret hart,christian and y2j chris jericho and we're called Canadian Connection.But don't worry we are the better version of america.You americans have brought the world nothing but trailer trash tv and mcdonalds.Those big mac quater pounders will kill ya. Joey: Wait a minute what's this it's a pick up truck riding in to the arena. Jerry: Don't they know it's rude to interupt peoples conversations. Joey:And coming out is stone cold steve austin and bradshaw and farrooque. (Austin gets the mic) Austins: What's this some sort of canada is great club. Christian: Were ca... Austin: Shut up or i'll wipe the punk smart ass look of your face.Now are you taking the pi** out of these fine fellow americans. y2j: Yeah so... Austin: Well er me and my club members that's bradshaw and farrooque we are americans and we have a club called KAK meaning kick ass Klub. You take the pi** out of america means you take the pi** out of us you piece of crap. (Austin gives the 2 finger salute and stunners christian as bradshaw and farrooque knock down bret and y2j as the fans cheer) Joey: We got a brawl going on here and canadian connection are down and out and bradshaw throwing austin a beer in celebration. Jerry: A bunch of drunken louts. Joey: When we return Kristy hemme will take on jazz and the winner will face another opponent next week to see who will win the naw women title and that's next. #Break# (Stacey Kiebler interviews rage title champion tommy dreamer) Stacey: Earlier you took on 2 opponents for the chance to win the rage title and you beat them.... (The dudley boys interveine) Bubba:This interview is over go powder your nose stacey.Dreamer you know you only won that title because of us interfering. D-von: Your no better then the rest of us next week i want you to put that title online yeah oh your not wrestling one of us but my pound for pound brother spike dudley. Dreamer: What so theres another one of you guys. Bubba: Next week you and spike... (The dudley leaves) Jerry: Who's Spike? Joey: I don't know could be hughe none the less kristy is in the ring and jazz on her way out and the winner faces another opponent next week for the women title. Match 3 Kristy v Jazz to qualify to next weeks title match. Jazz standing up to kristy and pushes kristy down and jazz grabbing kristy's hair pulling it and slaming her head to the mat while vollying abuse at her.Jazz shoves kristy down and climbs to the top buckle but kristy is up goes on to the mid buckle and suplex's kristy of the turnbuckle.Kristy pins bout gets a two count as jazz breaks out.Kristy scooping up jazz and slams her down and covers but to near the rope jazz gets her feet on the rope so pin is broken up.Jazz gets to her feet and a running clothesline but jazz moves and sends kristy hitting the buckle.Jazz managing a back breaker on kristy and gets her in the adominal stretch and pain etched on kristy's face.Jazz throws kristy to the mat and going for the leg and kristy kicks jazz away and jazz out side grabs the timekeeprs bell and bringing it in but the ref manages to take it of her.Now we see triple h walking down the aisle towards the ring.Watching this match closley as jazz clotheslines kristy and a cover but triple h grabs jazz's leg and pulling her out the ring and jazz goes to slap triple h face only triple h grabs her arm and holding it behind her back.The pair are walking up the ramp and the ref calls the bell as jazz is counted outand raises kristy's hand. Joey: Well kristy will take on another opponent next week for the women title but where is triple h taking.. Jerry: Oh look who's coming out stopping triple hstopped in his tracks by Teddy long and d-lo and ahmed johnson and triple h with a oh no expression as he walks backwards and let's go of jazz. Joey: Teddy long has a mic. Teddy: Now hold on player you just made your first mistake grabbing jazz away like that because player she's one of us .You feeling me jazz is one of the recognisance and the recognissance is a team i manage which includes d-lo brown and ahmed johnson.Now do we have to come and kick your white boy a** down to that ring or what. Triple h: Now let's not be hasty... (Erich bischoff comes out) Bischoff: Hold it hold it i'm in charge round here. Teddy: Well if your in charge what are you to do about this situation of that man manhandling jazz. Bischoff: Well how abouts triple h takes on one of your guys next week. Triple h: What! Teddy: Let me make this clear there are two wrestlers i manage and we do things in two's unless you want to join triple h to face both my men next week that will be good playa. Bischoff: Well er huh i tell you what er you can have triple h in a handicapp with both your men next week. Triple h: No! Bischoff: That will be the last we hear of this subject bye. ( Bischoff Leaves) Teddy: Well player see you next week bam. Jerry: Huh triple h just got screwed by the general manager. Joey: More like sending the bait to the shark and saving himself from walking the plank. (Backstage triple h sees bischoff) Triple h: What the hell was that putting me in a triple threat match next week with recognissance. Bischoff: Relax next week i'll interupt and you'll have a partner. Triple h: Who Bischoff: I have someone in mind don't worry. Triple h: That's just it i worry when you have a plan. Joey: Well it triple threat championship time we don't know who the wrestlers are but they'll be out here shortly. Jerry: Triple threat the one who pins any of there opponent wins the naw championship title (If ya Smelllll) Jerry: WAAAA it's the rock , Joey: The rock that's hughe and the fans on their feet. (Slap nuts it's double j) Jerry: Jeff Jarrett jeff in naw wow... Joey: What's this someone knocking on the dressing room door and it's opening and lookwho it is jerry that's goldberg and who is next? (all opponent enter ring) Match 4 triple threat for naw championship title: Rock v Jeff jarrett v goldberg All opponents eyes at each other and the rock giving the peoples eye browe and jarrett shoves goldberg in to the rock and the rock falls out the ring.Jarrett gets out with his guiitar in hand goes over to the rock ready to bash him but the ref pulls it away and goldberg spears down jarrett .The rock grabs jarrett shoves him in the ring and wait for him to get up and gets the rock bottom as the rtef counts goldberg manages to pull the rock's legs and rock goes out the ring.A fist to the rock and rock hits the announce table.Jarrett back up looking on goldberg picks up the rock and slams him in to the ring post and puts him in the ring where jarrett goes for a cover but goldberg quickly gets in kicks jarrett to break the pin.Jarrett gets up and confronts goldberg and the rock confronts jarrett. Both men start attacking jarrett and soon goldberg get's angry with strength and shoves them both out the way and the rock goes out the ring and grabs a steel chair in to the ring but goldberg spears the rock down and covers for a 2 count as the rock kicks out.Jarrett grabs his guitar from out the ring as the ref pulls it off him with force banging in to the post and the ref is down.Jarrett with the guitar in hand gets back in the ring lifts the guitar in the air over the rock and goldberg sees and goes for the spear right in to the rock and jarrett and goldberg gets the guitar waits for one of the guys to get up and jarrett does and ~Whack~ jarrett is out cold and covers but theres no ref the ref is still down.The rock looks at goldberg without goldberg knowing another ref runs down and goldberg goes for the cover but a peoples elbow on to goldberg and the pin is broken .Goldberg for another pin rock moves goldberg hits his shoulder to the post and goldberg turns round and rock bottom,rock bottom a cover 1,2,3, Joey: The rock wins the naw title and the carnage jarrett out cold goldberg down and the rock rises through the fight and wearing the gold with pride. Jerry:Jarrett is still out cold huh huh. It's a great day for the rock with the fans on their feet cheering for their idol what will happen on naw rage next week.From me and jerry good night. Copyright NAW AUGUST 2006 (C) |
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